overtaker

One of the most amusing sights for me is that of my mom driving. She gets so feisty and hot-tempered and edgy when doing so. And I swear, it’s super sidesplitting! From time to time, she has these unnecessarily mean comments and profanities that would rival that of Simon Cowell’s.


Say for example, today. My mom drove my aunt to the airport. I was sitting just right beside her so I had the delight of witnessing all her supposedly silent [but I heard them anyway] mutterings and cussing. Drat, she’s a hell of a lot more impatient and reckless than my dad!


1. Ay-yay-yay! Huminto ka! Hinto! Hinto! Hinto! HINTO SABI EH!

2. Where are you going? Ah, kakanan siya…Ayaw naman kasi magsignal, ano ba yan, parang hindi lang nag aral mag-drive.

3. Ay, parang naglalakad lang sa kawalan yung lalake oh. Mama, mababangga na kita, bilis bilis ang kilos.

4. Ikaw, maghintay ka diyang truck ka, ang laki laki mong sasakyan singit ka ng singit!

5. Etong nasa unahan natin, ke-lalaking tao, ang bagal mag-drive.

6. Ang yabang ng Jethro [bus] na yan ha, porket malaki siya akala niya hindi ko na siya ma-oovertake-an. Huh!

7. Yang mga traffic enforcers na yan, nakakadagdag lang sa traffic e. Buti ba hindi sila binabanngga diyan kapag nainis na yung mga driver. Gaya ko…

8. Ano ba tong mga batang nanghihingi na to, masasagi na kayo mga iho!

9. Whoah! Whoah! Whoah! Hold it! Hindi porke't Mercedes-Benz ka, mangunguna ka na... Yan, sige diyan ka lang sa likod ko.

10. Etong CRV na to, ke-bago bago paharang harang lang sa daan, banggain ko kaya to.



Mind you, the above comments were already the clean version. She still got some other remarks that I’d only be too embarrassed to post, wahahaha.