Epistaxis Love

I have the type of friends wherein,

(friends’ text # 1) : nel, ung 300 mo nskn ah. Pnlgy ni ara. knin m skn kndi akn n 2h.

*albeit the time pressure, you know that they will still so kindly look after your things come what may.

(friends’ text # 2) : …annel, issa 2! Dhil d k ngre2ply ga2stos kmi ng 100 s pera mo!!! Bi2li kmi ng cake!

*they are courteous enough to ask for your permission.

(friends’ text # 3) : annel, mern k png 25 pesos. Msrp ung cake d2. SOBRA!! Dagdagan m nln ng 50 pesos mkkbli k n ng cake mo!!

*they care about you, so much as they are kind enough to provide you left-over. In this critical time of Philippine economic crisis, twenty-five pesos is not bad. Right? right?

(friends’ text # 4) : ,,annel e2 na ga2stusin n nmin. E2 n inaabot q n s cashier! MGREPLY k kc wla n ung pera mo

*they are thoughtful even. In their own warped way, they like to hear from you somehow. MGREPLY k!!!

(friends’ text # 5) : ,,annel ano k b naman?! Gnastos n namin pera mo

*And lastly, they are rather honest, don’t you think so? ^_^